Fake Lips

Don't tell me you and your Buds and Budettes haven't had lively discussions about fake lips.  

Have you/they never thought how unbecoming it is to be known as the adjective "ugly"?

Why do rich white women (Hollywood mostly) and that sad, sad, I was once a handsome man Mickey Rourke want to have full Negro Lips? Can't we have anything of our own, so to speak?  Yes, we sometimes like our hair straight  or processed like yours but that's after years of being called unbecoming names because our culture has a different grade of hair.  But we can wash out the chemicals to be ourselves again.  Hair, that's another Splatz...I digress...forgive...

 And why must we be subjected to look at those fish lips in magazines or the big screen?  

 Don't you know everyone is talking BAAAAD about that BAAAAD lip job you're proud of?  It's one thing if you came on the scene with fish lips - "Oh that new star has full lips!"  The stars we have come to know and love have become a totally different species after  "a little procedure".  Is that supposed to make it right that you announce on network TV that you enhanced the focal part of your face... "Oooo I had the top lip done, I had the bottom lip filled a smidge, Goodness me, I got carried away and had the full stick of bologna stuffed in my lips"...honestly...why don't they pay for the unfortunate children with cleft palates to have surgery or those with parts of their face missing? Is vanity the new religion?

Apparently all their mirrors are broken, or they have found happy mirrors to replace them.  Did they pay their shrinks, doctors, entourage and loved ones to tell them "you look lovely" (as they are shrieking with laughter or secretly wishing to also look like a Star Trek Character on the inside)?

Tommy aka Batman quoted it perfectly from the website TOPIX - - 

"Damn -You never mention publicly you admire a sista, but then you want her lips?!?"

True dat Tommy, true dat!

And you seriously would pay up to five grand to look like this?

 

  If you were not born with full lips, there are REASONS!  It's not your culture! You look terrible with them!  It wasn't in your family gene pool!  God didn't make a mistake when He created you so why would you go and ruin a heavenly piece of art?  God probably talks with the angels about that self made creation walking around who used to be Jessica Simpson, Nikki Cox, Lisa Rinna, Donnatella Versace, Daryl Hanna (why baby, why?), Melanie Griffith and oh Lord, Jocelyn Wildenstein who by the way has spent over $4 Million and she still looks like hell!


Somewhere out there a few got it right - Courteney Cox...about the only one I can think of now.  Shame ain't it?


Before they go under the needle, are they asked "Please consider what you would look like in the future and please think about how far are you willing to go".  Natural or full blown fatuous? To which some thought the doctor said Fabulous.  Fatuous simply means STUPID.


Tattoos can be removed, fade, shrivel and droop with age.  What do fake lips do? 


Honestly, you couldn't pay me enough to go around looking like I have uncooked worms for lips for the rest of my days.


Was gonna have fish for dinner tonight.  Think I'll have Chicken Soup instead.