Like Mac's pork skins for dinner?
YES? Move to the next question.
NO? WTHN?
Like men with blue/green eyes?
YES? Then you know my HusBob.
NO? Still looking for one of your own. Kewl with that.
Like bacon in your adult beverages?
YES? You're bold like me - try anything once and if it makes you throw up - even better - you've got a big set of balls!
NO? Get to the back of the line!!!
Like dreadlocks or Redlocks like mine?
YES? It's called Get Up and Go Hair.
NO? Oh you must have a cute hairdo that you can't part with. Kewl with that too.
Plus sized apparel?
YES? 80% of Americans are REAL SIZED - not cuz of what we eat - it's the genes we were given at birth.
If you're African American/Blackfoot Indian like me then you wear plus size to contain the LUSCIOUSNESS of one heritage and the BEAUTY of another. Yeah, I rock both those worlds.
NO? WTH - WTBD? OMG? You must be a super model or striving to be....to each his own I imagine.
Marry outside your race?
YES? Good for you - color is only for stop lights, rainbows and those taught to dislike another nationality.
NO? Sorry for you - you're missing the essence of life. Besides we all bleed the same color blood so what's the difference? I didn't say marry outside your species, that's just sick!!
Like children?
YES? With me, they are my passion.
NO? Therapy can help. Seriously - to each his own...that puts you out of the running as a babysitter for me.
Like to answer more questions?
YES. Okay. More for you later.
NO. Okay - buh-bye.
